Jeremy. Soccer. New York Red Bulls. Manchester City. USMNT. New York Giants. Architecture. Graphic design. Music. Food. Sentence fragments."Let's rejoice in The Beautiful Game."Tumblr (3.0; @theselfproclaimedultimatenerd)http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/greenconverses: How To Be Heartbreaker - Marina and the...<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51282296224" src="http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51282296224/audio_player_iframe/theselfproclaimedultimatenerd/tumblr_mn4nk5w3aH1qexcz7?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftheselfproclaimedultimatenerd%2F51282296224%2Ftumblr_mn4nk5w3aH1qexcz7" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://greenconverses.tumblr.com/post/50959929728/how-to-be-heartbreaker-marina-and-the-diamonds" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">greenconverses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>How To Be Heartbreaker</em> - Marina and the Diamonds</p></blockquote> <p>Why is this stuck in my head</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51282296224http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51282296224Sat, 25 May 2013 01:18:24 -0400does it count as breaking hearts if I look at girls and they find me revoltingHow To Be A HeartbreakerMarina and the Diamondsmusicbreksheabutter: LA TRADED MIKE MAGEE TO THE FIRE FOR ROBBIE ROGERS (X) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<p><a href="http://breksheabutter.tumblr.com/post/51278830245/la-traded-mike-magee-to-the-fire-for-robbie-rogers" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">breksheabutter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>LA TRADED MIKE MAGEE TO THE FIRE FOR ROBBIE ROGERS (<strong><a href="http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2013/05/24/report-robbie-rogers-set-join-la-galaxy-trade-send-mike-magee-chicago-fire" title="WUT" target="_blank">X</a></strong>)</p></blockquote> <p>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51280227319http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51280227319Sat, 25 May 2013 00:41:30 -0400you know they made a movie about LA in this tradeit's called TAKENBOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMreidbremer is now following you<p>Welcome!</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51276401018http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51276401018Fri, 24 May 2013 23:42:16 -0400reidbremerAlso, I think it&#8217;s dumb when people get stuck up about sampling. It&#8217;s not theft if you...<p>Also, I think it&#8217;s dumb when people get stuck up about sampling. It&#8217;s not theft if you get permission and pay royalties, people.</p> <p>Lord.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51276041335http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51276041335Fri, 24 May 2013 23:36:57 -0400I am in love with this song. Great use of a sample.<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51275835808" src="http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51275835808/audio_player_iframe/theselfproclaimedultimatenerd/tumblr_mn1fikkVQL1s1d59z?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftheselfproclaimedultimatenerd%2F51275835808%2Ftumblr_mn1fikkVQL1s1d59z" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I am in love with this song. Great use of a sample.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51275835808http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51275835808Fri, 24 May 2013 23:33:57 -0400David GuettaPlay HardmusicIf the leaks are true, Arsenal&#8217;s gonna have a pretty nice away shirt next season.<p>If the leaks are true, Arsenal&#8217;s gonna have a pretty nice away shirt next season.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51275265271http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51275265271Fri, 24 May 2013 23:25:48 -0400gypsydom is now following you<p>Welcome!</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51274908264http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51274908264Fri, 24 May 2013 23:20:39 -0400gypsydomI have one goal in life, and that is to buy the Calgary Flames and rename them the Calgary Flocka...<p>I have one goal in life, and that is to buy the Calgary Flames and rename them the Calgary Flocka Flames.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51274031581http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51274031581Fri, 24 May 2013 23:08:00 -0400that is alleverything else I do will just be filler for my biographywhich I expect one of you to writeCalgary Flamesspazzmcgee is now following you<p>Welcome!</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51273894004http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51273894004Fri, 24 May 2013 23:06:16 -0400spazzmcgeedaizeis is now following you<p>Welcome!</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51273209727http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51273209727Fri, 24 May 2013 22:56:43 -0400daizeisI hate it when people dismiss a really nice, simple kit design as &#8220;boring&#8221; or...<p>I hate it when people dismiss a really nice, simple kit design as &#8220;boring&#8221; or &#8220;uncreative&#8221;. Well whenever a company decides to be &#8220;creative&#8221;, you get things like this</p> <p><img height="418" id="irc_mi" src="http://www.mensfashion.jp/images/news/Iniesta_Away_10878%5B1%5D.jpg" width="314"/></p> <p>and this</p> <p><img height="418" id="irc_mi" src="http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/New-AC-Milan-Third-Kit-2014.jpg" width="307"/></p> <p>so count your blessings.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51273146966http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51273146966Fri, 24 May 2013 22:55:50 -0400Seriously; it’s unfair how nice France’s shirts are....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41a69ffffc5dfc6dc5a8adad3307ff78/tumblr_mnc2f5wGEZ1ql7evmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Seriously; it’s unfair how nice France’s shirts are. It’s ridiculous.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51272551914http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51272551914Fri, 24 May 2013 22:47:29 -0400you could wear this almost anywhere and not look like an idiotand that is the mark of a really nice kit :pFranceFFFNike latinfiretron replied to your post: I can’t decide what’s the prettiest trophy world&#8230; So...<div class="notification_inner clearfix"> <div class="notification_sentence"> <div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://latinfiretron.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">latinfiretron</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51271663240/i-cant-decide-whats-the-prettiest-trophy-world" target="_blank">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51271663240/i-cant-decide-whats-the-prettiest-trophy-world" target="_blank"> I can’t decide what’s the prettiest trophy world&#8230; </a> </em></div> <blockquote>So essentially, a trophy that a German team will win this year.</blockquote> </div> </div> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/f27ff43b75bc6c65910cf7c3481be4e5/tumblr_inline_mnc27oHOLp1qz4rgp.png"/></p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51272255833http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51272255833Fri, 24 May 2013 22:43:22 -0400in not so many words yes :platinfiretronI can&#8217;t decide what&#8217;s the prettiest trophy world football: The Bundesliga Meisterschale,...<p>I can&#8217;t decide what&#8217;s the prettiest trophy world football:</p> <p>The Bundesliga Meisterschale, or the European Cup. Or the DFB-Pokal.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51271663240http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51271663240Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:08 -0400probably the European Cup it's too nice it's ridiculousIs it me, or does Maximillion Pegasus have the most gangsta name in anime history?<p>Is it me, or does Maximillion Pegasus have the most gangsta name in anime history?</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51270345745http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51270345745Fri, 24 May 2013 22:16:41 -0400I feel like 'Maximillion' should be my rap namethat or 'Top Dolla'kyodaigumo: Do she got a booty? SHE DOOOOOOOOOOOO <p><a href="http://kyodaigumo.tumblr.com/post/51125333594/do-she-got-a-booty-she-doooooooooooo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kyodaigumo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Do she got a booty?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d4a418c09406322266b70560263aa90d/tumblr_inline_mn8fyvPh2q1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><strong>SHE DOOOOOOOOOOOO</strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/911a88189f028fa0331a71d819281025/tumblr_inline_mn8fz9STYA1qz4rgp.png"/></strong></p></blockquote>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51269891641http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51269891641Fri, 24 May 2013 22:10:12 -0400MY SIDESOne thing I don&#8217;t like about being Hispanic is watching ESPN Deportes/Fox Deportes/etc. and...<p>One thing I don&#8217;t like about being Hispanic is watching ESPN Deportes/Fox Deportes/etc. and hearing pundits pronounce &#8220;Bayern Munich&#8221; as &#8220;Bayern Moon-itch&#8221;.</p> <p>And I&#8217;m just like</p> <p>&#8220;no&#8221;</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51269252932http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51269252932Fri, 24 May 2013 22:00:46 -0400I&#8217;m still mad that James Rodriguez is going to Monaco. I wanted him in the Premier League so...<p>I&#8217;m still mad that James Rodriguez is going to Monaco.<br/> I wanted him in the Premier League so badly.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51268730072http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51268730072Fri, 24 May 2013 21:53:36 -0400I was convinced he was the next-gen Cristiano Ronaldonow I have to watch Ligue 1 ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI&#8217;m gonna marry a special effects makeup artist so they can make me as attractive as they need...<p>I&#8217;m gonna marry a special effects makeup artist so they can make me as attractive as they need me to be.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51267784028http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51267784028Fri, 24 May 2013 21:39:50 -0400My firstborn&#8217;s first words are going to be &#8220;2 Chainz&#8221;.<p>My firstborn&#8217;s first words are going to be &#8220;2 Chainz&#8221;.</p>http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51267480887http://theselfproclaimedultimatenerd.tumblr.com/post/51267480887Fri, 24 May 2013 21:35:42 -0400they're going to have to yell it like he does thoughthe same way I do now whenever I do something cool(but I never really do anything cool)