Tomorrow better be good, because today was garbage.
What is it about ignoring my attempts at communication that brings people so much joy?
What a disaster.
Today is quickly going downhill.
Xavi thinks people demand too much of Messi; well, that’s what happens when you want to be considered the best player in the world.
Well, that was a thoroughly boring match.
Girls, you can be pretty or you can be a dork but you can’t be both because that combination is devastating please have mercy
I just saw an IcyHot commercial with Shaq and here’s lookin at you, vincecarters
Is there a socially acceptable way of asking someone if you can boop their nose? No?
I was afraid of that.
It’s so funny to me how we use saline for nasal irrigation when, in theory, inhaling water is an awful idea.
If you have a babe tag, just know that I’m working as hard as possible to get included in it.
The Portuguese league trophy would look pretty good if it didn’t have that giant ball on top.
I’ve been like the worst 21 year-old ever so far.