I’m tired, my feet hurt, and I’ve been congested all day someone throw me in the trash
R.I.P. Jeremy (1993-2014)
Cause of death: Allergies like mad son
Guys day with my 2 knucklehead sons. Saw The Lego Movie. Incredible. Highly recommend it.— Michael Petke (@petkemike) February 8, 2014
Apparently, Demi Lovato went on The Eric Andre Show without knowing that it’s surreal humor.
I just discovered The Eric Andre Show and I haven’t been this confused since the last time I got zero notes on a selfie.
Terracing with cupholders: The time is now.
precariouspencil is now following you
I don’t understand why people like Pompeii by Bastille. It’s an awful song.
See, it’s a metaphor. I have the tax forms on my desk, but I don’t send them out. It shows that…hold on, someone at my door.